Because you like Satsuki Kusakabe in My Neighbor Totoro

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.