Because you like Tommy Callahan Jr. in Tommy Boy

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory Matthews has a warm and generous spirit. See them in Boy Meets World.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.