Because you like Conker the Squirrel in Conker's Bad Fur Day

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Where Ash comes from, food and shelter pay for themselves. Even as a penniless vagrant, he is able to pursue his dream of becoming a Pokémon Master See them in Pokemon.

Rarity has been dreaming of the day her designs will dazzle Canterlot. See them in My Little Pony.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Luke Skywalker always wanted to leave home, but he didn't expect that it would be as part of a quest to rescue a princess and save the galaxy. See them in Star Wars Series.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

A powerful dragon-hunting warrior, Dovahkiin is destined for great things. See them in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.