Because you like Conker the Squirrel in Conker's Bad Fur Day

Sophie Sheridan is a proud and independent woman who hardly ever looks before she leaps. See them in Mamma Mia!.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Just like half of L.A., Mia Dolan is working a dead end job until she hits the big screens. See them in La La Land.

Although she's the queen of killer comebacks and one-liners, Janis Ian is honest about her feelings and cares deeply about her friends. See them in Mean Girls.

A confident celebrity, Allison Hargreeves wasn't quite careful enough about what she wished for. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.