Because you like Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Betty Cooper seems like a sweet girl, but she also has a dark side and can go beyond what's safe or sane. See them in Archie Comics.

Rose Hathaway is a reckless, rebellious smartass who's training to be a royal vampire guardian. See them in Vampire Academy.