Because you like Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Formerly a "sweater-set-wearing, mojito-drinking sorority girl", Paige Collins is now a successful sculptor with slight memory loss. See them in The Vow.

Kazuma Kiryu's legendary strength and exploits have earned him the nickname of Dragon of Dojima. See them in Yakuza.

Southern belle Scarlett O'Hara is a heart-melter who has no problem looking after herself. See them in Gone with the Wind.

Daniel LaRusso is a Jersey kid in L.A. who is learning about karate and life from the mysterious Mr. Miyagi. See them in The Karate Kid.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Optimus Prime is a shapeshifting sentient robot leading a team of robots to stop evil from taking over. See them in Transformers.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.