Because you like Paul Kemp in The Rum Diary
Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.
If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.
People think that because Tris is small, or a girl, or a Stiff, she can't possibly be cruel. But they're wrong. See them in Divergent.
Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.
Intelligent and compassionate, Hazel Lancaster would rather face things, even bad things, than sugarcoat the truth. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.
This wizard is never late, nor is he early. Gandalf arrives precisely when he means to. See them in The Lord of the Rings.
Both brave and foolhardy, Thomas trusts his instincts above all else. See them in The Maze Runner.
Kat Stratford is part of the "out" crowd and proud of it. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Gru's more misunderstood than evil, and if he'd rule over the world like he takes care of his three daughters, we'd be in good hands. See them in Despicable Me.
Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.