Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Not only will Emmett Brown's time-saving gadgets help you travel with ease, his tinkering on your car will help you get wherever you need to go. Fast. See them in Back to the Future.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

A powerful priestess, Melisandre is shrouded in mystery and lots of red. See them in Game of Thrones.

Leslie Burke is bold, courageous, and imaginative enough to create a world from scratch. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Kristoff may seem standoffish, but this ice harvester has a warm heart. See them in Frozen.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.