Character Recommendations Based on Vizzini

Rupert Giles Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside

Gomez Addams The Addams Family

Eccentric and macabre father and charming schemer

John Keating Dead Poets Society

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem

Fiona Goode American Horror Story: Coven

Ferociously independent and wickedly smart, this Supreme Witch truly reigns supreme

Barbossa Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl

A cursed pirate captain who's greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky

Linda Belcher Bob's Burgers

Devoted mom and wife who loves singing, small talk, and booze

Beast/Hank McCoy X-Men Series

The quintessential nerdy scientist but with a few rather unconventional physical attributes

Stephen Hawking The Theory of Everything

Being the smartest man in the world doesn't mean your body will obey you

Merry Brandybuck The Lord of the Rings

A troublemaking hobbit with a brave streak that some might call foolhardy

Robb Stark Game of Thrones

This brave "Young Wolf" has never lost a battle