Character Recommendations Based on Vizzini

Mr. Gold Once Upon a Time

Manipulative, conniving, and ruthless, Mr. Gold is enigmatic no matter what world he's in

Beast Beauty and the Beast

Grumpy, furry, and lovably awkward

Mary Margaret Blanchard Once Upon a Time

This meek schoolteacher can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White

Rupert Giles Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside

Dwight Schrute The Office

Annoying assistant to the regional manager who's all about beets, bears and Battlestar Galactica

Jillian Holtzmann Ghostbusters (2016)

Holtzmann’s madcap mind is always whirring and she’ll transform anything into one of her machines

Blaine Anderson Glee

A put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel

Fear Inside Out

A ball of nerves. A voice of caution

Harrison Wells The Flash

A brilliant scientist who is full of secrets

Jaime Lannister Game of Thrones

Legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth. Revered and reviled in equal measure