Because you like Buttercup in The Princess Bride

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

Kyoya Ootori is possibly the only person who could reasonably go from VP of a school club to ruling the world. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

A place as peaceful and enlightened as Piltover has no tolerance for a criminal like Jinx. See them in League of Legends.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Level-headed Ian Gallagher may be focused on his goals, but he's got a mischievous side too. See them in Shameless.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.