Because you like Ursula in The Little Mermaid

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Amy Townsend rarely wakes up in the same bed twice. See them in Trainwreck.

Kinsey Locke is always ready to take it to the limit. See them in Locke & Key.

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.

L is enigmatic, child-like, and one of the smartest people in the world. See them in Death Note.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Thankfully, Jenna Hamilton has her sense of humor and friends to get her through the endless torture that is high school. See them in Awkward..

Annie Walker can bake a beautiful cupcake, but everything else in her life is a mess. See them in Bridesmaids.

Sarah Ashburn lives life by the book and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same. See them in The Heat.

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.