Because you like Ursula in The Little Mermaid
Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.
Kat Stratford is part of the "out" crowd and proud of it. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Albus Dumbledore oversees the most unsafe school in recorded history, with Dementors and giant arachnids run amok. See them in Harry Potter Series.
Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Howl puts the "tortured" in tortured artist. He just wants to be recognized for his work, but no one wants to trust a boy that sorta looks like a bird. See them in Howl's Moving Castle.
Ciel Phantomhive is a haughty teenage nobleman who doesn't suffer fools gladly. See them in Black Butler.
Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.
Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.
WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.
An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius Black is brooding, brave, and reckless. See them in Harry Potter Series.