Because you like Lord Business in The Lego Movie

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.