Because you like Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Po is a clumsy, friendly panda who likes to take it easy. But now he's expected to save the world? See them in Kung Fu Panda.

Wolverine is a hot-blooded Canadian with an adamantium skeleton who's the best at what he does. See them in X-Men Series.

Veronica Sawyer thinks that if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host. See them in Heathers.

When Jessica Jones is not throwing back drinks, she's taking down bad guys with her strength, detective skills, and foul-mouthed insults. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

An All-American football player, a ping pong star, and a freakishly determined runner, Forrest Gump has a ton of stories to tell. See them in Forrest Gump.

Kat Stratford is part of the "out" crowd and proud of it. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.