Because you like Jack Worthing in The Importance of Being Earnest

Aiden Pearce is a hacker who knows how dangerous the world can be, both online and off. See them in Watch Dogs.

It's hard enough fighting a war. But it's worse for Commander Shepard, knowing no matter how hard you try, you can't save them all. See them in Mass Effect.

Anna Karenina doesn't want to be a respectable woman any more. She thinks respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be. See them in Anna Karenina.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Although Morrigan knows every kind of magic there is, friendship is an untested area for her. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Thankfully, Jenna Hamilton has her sense of humor and friends to get her through the endless torture that is high school. See them in Awkward..

Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.

Edmund Pevensie isn't a bad person, but he did sell his siblings out for a tin of Turkish Delight. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.