Because you like Algy Moncrieff in The Importance of Being Earnest

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

Hiro is a free-spirit and remarkable genius who loves bot fighting and problem-solving. See them in Big Hero 6.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

With the ocean breeze behind him and the open seas ahead of him, Jack Dawson feels as if he is king of the world. See them in Titanic.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

With great power comes great responsibility, but Peter Parker always seems to get the short end of that bargain. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

After training a herd of raptor dinosaurs, everything else is a breeze for Owen Grady. See them in Jurassic World.

Finn pulled off the impossible: he quit life as a Stormtrooper. Unfortunately, life only got more complicated after that. See them in Star Wars Series.