Because you like Algy Moncrieff in The Importance of Being Earnest
Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.
From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.
A ruthless militant, Raza will do anything to take down Tony Stark. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.
Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.
Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.
Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.
Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.
White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.