Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Jim Raynor is a decent man in an indecent universe. See them in StarCraft.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille may have a phenomenal sense of smell, but he has a weak sense of morality. See them in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A sexy succubus , Morrigan Aensland lives for pleasure. See them in Darkstalkers .

Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.