Because you like Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.

Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Cher Horowitz may have a problem with hubris, but she looks utterly fabulous while learning a lesson about the dangers of meddling. See them in Clueless.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Harry Osborn is the privileged son of Oscorp's founder with a goblin-sized chip on his shoulder. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.

Lolita is full of drama and out of control. See them in Lolita.