Because you like Sonny Corleone in The Godfather

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.