Because you like Brian O'Conner in The Fast and the Furious

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

What Mako Mankanshoku lacks in common sense, she makes up for in sheer optimism and force of personality. See them in Kill la Kill.

Villanelle is a hired assassin who loves committing murder as much as she loves dressing up in fancy pink ballgowns. See them in Killing Eve.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.