Because you like Archie Costello in The Chocolate War

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

Sophisticated and aloof, Darcy couldn’t care less about marriage, despite women throwing themselves upon him with wishes of matrimony. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Hannah Baker is a buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

A fearless scientist, Jane won't let a mere shipwreck stop her. See them in Tarzan.

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

With a brilliant mind, an insane level of confidence, and a penchant for drunken dancing, Cristina Yang is a force to be reckoned with. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.