Because you like Ernie Douglas in The Cable Guy

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.

Adults call him troubled and kids call him crazy, but Donnie Darko is too busy following the instructions of a giant bunny rabbit to care. See them in Donnie Darko.

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Whether it's punching a meteor or saving a teen from jumping, Superman tries to be in as many places as Kryptonianly possible. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Walter White's knowledge of chemistry allows him to cook astoundingly pure meth, leading to a rapid – albeit tumultuous – rise in the criminal drug world. See them in Breaking Bad.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

Rue Bennett has been overprescribed and under-supervised her entire life. See them in Euphoria.

Clementine is a beacon of innocence in a dangerous, deadly world. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).