Because you like Brian Johnson in The Breakfast Club

Eleanor puts up a tough front, even when everyone else tries to tear her down. See them in Eleanor and Park .

Don't ask Rosa Diaz, a Brooklyn detective, to lighten up. Actually, to be safe, don't ask her to do anything! See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Extremely violent and loyal, Sandor Clegane is called the Hound for a reason. See them in Game of Thrones.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

After Rintarou Okabe develops the Phone Microwave, some of his fantasies start to seem uncomfortably real. See them in Steins;Gate.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.