Because you like Michaelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Years of being the less desirable Vargas sibling have given Romano quite an inferiority complex, as well as the temper to match. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Otis Milburn's mom is a sex therapist, which doesn't help when it comes to being bullied at school. See them in Sex Education.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Winn Schott is just your friendly neighborhood superhero support system. See them in Supergirl.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

N'Jadaka is a righteous man with a violent agenda. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Sarah Kerrigan is pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. See them in StarCraft .