Because you like Chris Chambers in Stand By Me
Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .
David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.
Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.
Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.
Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.
Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.