Because you like Chris Chambers in Stand By Me
Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.
It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.
Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Often the one to deliver bad news to the families of victims, Jennifer Jareau isn't sure this is what she signed up for. See them in Criminal Minds.
James Wilson is a compassionate doctor who willingly plays the sidekick. See them in House M.D..
Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Despite the war-torn world around him, Mal Reynolds still holds onto the shred of hope that life can be more than just living another day. See them in Firefly.
Extremely violent and loyal, Sandor Clegane is called the Hound for a reason. See them in Game of Thrones.
Jo Wilson is an accomplished doctor who's getting over her past. See them in Grey's Anatomy.
Protecting his family's name and its power are more important to Tywin Lannister than anything or anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.