Because you like Captain Lone Starr in Spaceballs

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

Khan Noonien Singh is super strong, super smart, and out for revenge. He always seems to be two steps ahead of his enemies. See them in Star Trek Into Darkness.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Quirky teen Carly Shay is the director of her own life story. See them in iCarly.

Although she's only six, Hushpuppy is a tough girl ready to stand up to terrifying, pre-historic beasts after the storm. See them in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Roxie Hart can shoot for the stars even from behind bars. See them in Chicago.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.