Because you like Tiffany Maxwell in Silver Linings Playbook

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Aziraphale
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How is angel Aziraphale supposed to stop the apocalypse when Hell's forces misplaced the Antichrist somewhere? See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

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Karkat Vantas
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A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

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Black Star
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He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.