Because you like Lord Farquaad in Shrek

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

This high school queen bee has everything, including a genius-level IQ—a fact Lydia Martin keeps hidden to maintain her image. See them in Teen Wolf.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Hotheaded and arrogant, Kaneda is nevertheless fiercely protective of the biker gang he leads. See them in Akira.

Aiden Pearce is a hacker who knows how dangerous the world can be, both online and off. See them in Watch Dogs.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

Jason Bourne is suffering amnesia, but considering what he's done as a CIA assassin, maybe that's for the best. See them in The Bourne Identity.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.