Because you like Gale Weathers in Scream

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Neal Cassidy is a charming former thief with a heroic side. See them in Once Upon a Time.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Miss Peregrine exists to protect her wards, whether they like it or not. See them in Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children .

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Ishmael is a quiet observer on a larger-than-life quest. See them in Moby Dick.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .