Because you like Max Fischer in Rushmore

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Although Mako Mori may be small and quiet, she is a core of battle-hardened steel. See them in Pacific Rim.

Romantic, tortured, and at times cruel, Heathcliff is an intense man. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Jean-Baptiste Grenouille may have a phenomenal sense of smell, but he has a weak sense of morality. See them in Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.