Because you like Paulie Pennino in Rocky Series

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Anger-filled, merciless, and tortured, Kylo Ren is always at war—with the Rebel Alliance, and with himself. See them in Star Wars Series.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Nancy Wheeler is popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy. See them in Stranger Things.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Stuck on a lifeboat with zoo animals without food and fresh water, Pi Patel uses his intelligence to face the greatest test of all: survival. See them in Life of Pi.

Dustin Henderson doesn't let the bullies get to him. He's secure in who he is and that his friends have his back. See them in Stranger Things.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.