Because you like Barry Egan in Punch Drunk Love

Serena van der Woodsen is a wild child. Too wild, her friends and family might argue. See them in Gossip Girl.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

For Dana Scully, sometimes looking for extreme possibilities makes you blind to the probable explanation right in front of you. See them in The X-Files.

Often the one to deliver bad news to the families of victims, Jennifer Jareau isn't sure this is what she signed up for. See them in Criminal Minds.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Rose Hathaway is a reckless, rebellious smartass who's training to be a royal vampire guardian. See them in Vampire Academy.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Just because Dracula wants to suck your blood doesn't mean he's not a gentleman. See them in Dracula.

Luke Skywalker always wanted to leave home, but he didn't expect that it would be as part of a quest to rescue a princess and save the galaxy. See them in Star Wars Series.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.