Because you like Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Freddie Freeman is a superhero aficionado with a dark sense of humor. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Xena's a warrior on a redemptive quest who excels in extreme sports and uses a whip to block axes in mid-air. See them in Xena Warrior Princess.

A daring hacker, Trinity is one of the few rebels who escaped the Matrix, a simulation in which most of humanity is enslaved. See them in The Matrix.

Harry Osborn is the privileged son of Oscorp's founder with a goblin-sized chip on his shoulder. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.