Because you like Jackson Pollock in Pollock

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.