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Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A blood-thirsty warrior on the battlefield, Ragnar Lothbrok is a dedicated family-man at home. See them in Vikings.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Quicksilver is a cocky speedster who could run around the world in the time it's taking you to read this. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Rapunzel's dreams might be even bigger than her hair. See them in Tangled.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Ichigo Momomiya is a bubbly student by day, magical cat-powered superhero by night. See them in Tokyo Mew Mew.

The ever-cheerful Tonks can change her appearance at will, but she can't seem to get rid of her clumsiness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.