Because you like Neil McCormick in Mysterious Skin

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

CIA operative Carrie Mathison is on a self-assigned mission to follow a lead, whether it be the truth or just her delusions playing tricks. See them in Homeland.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

A Berlin-based locksmith by day, Wolfgang Bogdanow is a world-class thief by night. He can also see out of other people's eyes, but that's a different issue. See them in Sense8.