Because you like Ishmael in Moby Dick

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Donkey
491

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

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Mrs. Lovett
687

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

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China
98

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

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Sheldon Cooper
3565

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

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Monica Geller
3161

Neurotic, motherly, and oh-so organized, Monica Geller is everyone’s favorite hostess, keen on settling down and starting a family - perhaps too much so. See them in Friends.

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Alison DiLaurentis
1689

Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

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Emily Fields
2074

Emily Fields has been very guarded, careful of whom she trusts and reveals her secrets to. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
1491

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett's big personality is rivaled only by her big heart. Wait, did we mention she's gorgeous? See them in Modern Family.

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Lilo
691

Lilo is an Elvis-loving, troublemaking, imaginative little girl. See them in Lilo & Stich.

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Stitch
794

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

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Death the Kid
2109

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

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Tina Belcher
2299

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.