Because you like Ishmael in Moby Dick

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Remy Hadley
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Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

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SpongeBob SquarePants
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SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Matt Murdock
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Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Dory
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Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

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Jon Snow
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It doesn't matter how noble or brave he is. Jon Snow is a bastard, and people don't let him forget it. See them in Game of Thrones.

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Torrance Shipman
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This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

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Tracy Turnblad
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Tracy Turnblad's got rhythm, and she's determined to share her dance moves with the world. See them in Hairspray.

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Belle
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Belle has ready every storybook in town, and she's slowly realizing that life is no fairytale. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

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Haruka Nanase
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Other people's opinions have never mattered much to Haruka Nanase, and they aren't going to start to do so now. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

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Gretchen Wieners
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Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

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Schmidt
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Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

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Quentin Coldwater
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Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.