Because you like Kevin Gnapoor in Mean Girls

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Formerly a "sweater-set-wearing, mojito-drinking sorority girl", Paige Collins is now a successful sculptor with slight memory loss. See them in The Vow.

Willow Rosenberg may be a witch who can defeat the forces of evil, but she still gets emotional over kittens on the Internet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Taking down villains, standing up to sexism, and pulling off a bright-red lipstick are all in a day's work for Agent Peggy Carter. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Bojack Horseman is a former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot! See them in Bojack Horseman.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.