Because you like Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls

The pasta-loving, skirt-chasing personification of North Italy, Feliciano Vargas is decidedly a lover, not a fighter. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

When the going gets tough, Rick Grimes gets tougher. It's a very useful trait when the world goes to hell. See them in The Walking Dead.

An arrogant, prideful human-demon hybrid, Inuyasha secretly just wants to be accepted. See them in Inuyasha.

Stranded on Mars, Mark Watney is armed with quick wits, an electronic diary, disco music, and an undying resolve to make it back. See them in The Martian.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Cosima Niehaus loves exploring the unknown. Even her own DNA is a puzzle, waiting to be unlocked. See them in Orphan Black.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.