Because you like Matilda Wormwood in Matilda

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Marty McFly is a skateboarder, aspiring rock star, and reluctant time-traveler. See them in Back to the Future.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.

Ichigo Kurasaki is a short-tempered, strong-willed teen who is deeply protective of those he loves. See them in Bleach.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.