Because you like Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

Saul Goodman can get just about any lying crook off the hook in court. Well, as long as he can make a buck out of it. See them in Breaking Bad.

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.