Because you like Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

When Kat starts to develop confidence, she realizes that there is nothing more powerful than a fat girl who doesn’t give a damn. See them in Euphoria.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Rose Hathaway is a reckless, rebellious smartass who's training to be a royal vampire guardian. See them in Vampire Academy.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

If only real life were as easy for Abed Nadir to understand as he knows pop culture. See them in Community.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

There's no obstacle too great for this charismatic treasure-hunter. See them in Uncharted.

A gentle alchemist who is soul-bound to a giant suit of armor, Alphonse Elric is growing into the responsibility handed to him. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.