Because you like Brodie Bruce in Mallrats

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Erlich Bachman is an overconfident wannabe mentor blowing all types of smoke around the tech industry. See them in Silicon Valley.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.