Because you like Fantine in Les Miserables

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Quicksilver is a cocky speedster who could run around the world in the time it's taking you to read this. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

A jealous woman is dangerous. A jealous assassin woman like Elle Driver is even more so. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.