Because you like Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.

Tonya Harding has been shoved around her whole life. She just wants to feel free. See them in I Tonya.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Oscar Jarjayes is a sword-swinging, fearless Commander of the Royal Guard who cross-dresses as a man. See them in Rose of Versailles.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.