Because you like Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Nancy Wheeler is popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy. See them in Stranger Things.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Wanting more out of life, Pam Beesly has a job she isn't crazy about and is engaged to a guy she's not sure is "The One." See them in The Office.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.