Because you like SHODAN in System Shock

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Her unhappy childhood has left her unsure of the existence of happy endings. Mary Jane Watson hides her pain beneath a joke and a smile. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Alien insists on taking the party with him wherever he goes. And if you're lucky, you'll get to see his gun collection. See them in Spring Breakers.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.