Because you like Ben Stone in Knocked Up

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Mako is carrying the world on his shoulders. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Zoe Benson may seem like a shy girl-next-door, but she has the inner fortitude of a powerful witch leader. See them in American Horror Story.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Tina Goldstein is better at getting the job done than following the rules. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

The personification of America is all about superheroes, hamburgers, and spreading democracy and justice. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Ianto Jones' withdrawn nature conceals his emotional pain. See them in Torchwood.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.