Character Recommendations Based on O-Ren Ishii

Alice Kingsleigh Alice in Wonderland

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head

Jake Adventure Time

Shape-shifting dog and the last man's best friend

Fluttershy My Little Pony

Her shyness evaporates when she's surrounded by nature

Jason "J.D." Dean Heathers

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing J.D. loves more than chaos

Mickey Milkovich Shameless

Don’t mess with Mickey unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns

Atticus Finch To Kill a Mockingbird

This principled lawyer shows us that justice means nothing without empathy

Stitch Lilo & Stich

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: To destroy everything he touches

Kyle Broflovski South Park

Emotional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman

Simon Belmont Castlevania

A vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business

Alastar Mad-Eye Moody Harry Potter Series

A grizzled survivor and fearsome fighter who counsels "constant vigilance"